

Press- Reviews
Nov.
07/ 2010--Review of "The Bermuda Triangle" in The
Sleeping Shaman
(thanks
to Paul):
"I'd like, if I may, to quote a
few lines from a great poet of the people by way of introduction to
this recording...
"We decide to get away, And have some fun, Book a room and catch a
flight, For two weeks in the sun, She says, "Hawaii's too expensive." I
say, "Barbados isn't bad." She says, I'd love to see Bermuda And I say,
Woman, are you mad! Bermuda Triangle It makes people disappear, Bermuda
Triangle, Don't go too near."
Not, as you may suspect, the words of John Shuttleworth but rather
those of Barry Manilow - serving to demonstrate exactly how NOT to
write a song about the mysteries of The Bermuda Triangle, the
perplexing area of the North Atlantic Ocean between Bermuda, Florida
and Puerto Rico in which many aeroplanes and boats are said to have
vanished into thin air. A most perplexing mystery indeed.
Canadian band High Watt Electrocutions, however, know EXACTLY how to
write a song about an unexplained and seemingly unquantifiable
phenomenon.......they made it an instrumental. The evil genius behind
High Watt Electrocutions, Ryan Settee, advises that '...this is, after
all, the audio equivalent of the fabled area of the same name...' and
having listened to the single serpentine, 39-and-a-biscuit minute track
that makes up 'The Bermuda Triangle', I am not inclined to quibble.
Well.
Maybe a little.
Y'see, in their more usual guise, High Watt Electrocutions are a
fuzz-drenched stoner-psych-rock whirlwind – think Nebula with a hint of
Chrome – and for 'The Bermuda Triangle' they have chosen to, in their
words, '...tone down the fuzz guitars and menacing presence...'. The
main body of the track takes the form of a more-or-less straightforward
musical journey, or narrative if you will, that would appear to chart a
journey from calm, tranquil, balmy waters, into the weirdness that
exists at the heart of the Bermuda Triangle itself and
then....well...to who KNOWS where. As the journey progresses, so the
musical palette changes – for the first leg of the journey, guitars are
shimmering, bright and liquid, they chime and drone pleasantly in layer
upon layer. A bass-led melody takes the fore and guides us through a
summery forest of organs that emerges into a relaxed section of
strummed acoustic guitar that really does evoke the feel of sun on
skin. A plangent haze of watery guitar, buzzing organ and
distant-sounding drums leads to lysergic backwards-masking and a
mournful, minimalist solo, that in turn becomes kaleidoscopic and
acid-fried, sounding for all the world like the sucking vortex of
energy that functions as the gateway to another dimension, hiding at
the heart of the Bermuda Triangle. From then on out, EVERYTHING becomes
hazy, touched with sadness and cinematically grand in scale. An acidic
guitar solo brings the track to a conclusion, leaving only the hissing
of rain and the sound of a storm rolling in.
All terribly effective and stunningly realised, BUT, perhaps a little
menace would have been a good idea?
I mean, I don't know about YOU, but if I was adrift or tumbling
helplessly from the sky, my readouts and instruments useless, in the
Bermuda Triangle I would most DEFINITELY be feeling menaced, to say the
LEAST!
Beautifully put together it may be, but the edge of menace is most
definitely lacking within this narrative. Even the touch of the cosmic
found in the warping and phasing sounds in the latter part of the track
are not touched by the terrible. THIS mysterious nexus is just too
darned cheery by far.
But, HEY, that's just me talking, and as far as quibbles go, it's a
relatively minor one. The execution, structure and musicality of the
piece do a good enough job of distracting me from feeling too critical,
and, you know, maybe some folks wouldn't mind floundering and vanishing
inside a terribly mysterious body of water. Maybe I'm the only one who
would be, pardon my French, shitting bricks. Hmmmmm...
Ultimately, though, it mattereth naught, as the standard of playing is
superb and the music is more than listenable. I wouldn't, however,
recommend taking it on holiday with you. Why tempt fate?"
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